Authentic Messaging!? Not so much.
I have honestly never experienced a napkin dispenser that is harder to use than these little numbers at Sparky’s Pizza. The URL for www.antagonizeyourcustomernap.com must have been taken, so they went with EasyNap instead.
Easy!? Not at all.
So true. I’ve come to theorize that they’re most easily opened in the same spirit and technique as Piggy banks: thrown on the floor in moments of abject desperation (AKA: marinara sauce overflow).